11 Honest Tweets That Prove Nobody Cares About Columbus Day

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Columbus Day is one of those holidays where you’re not sure which institutions are open or closed — but you do know that it’s one of those weird American moments that should not be celebrated.

Leave it Twitter to keep it all the way trill about Christopher Columbus — you know, the guy who took full responsibility for discovering a continent that already had people on it — and all the reasons why we shouldn’t be celebrating his life. Especially in 2017:

https://twitter.com/lakeithlakeith/status/917355686887133185

https://twitter.com/BleachyBoi/status/917269852682964993

https://twitter.com/ResistanceZone/status/917365858032345088

https://twitter.com/stopbeingfamous/status/914878733412126720

https://twitter.com/SplashyStacks/status/917365823274147841

And remember, the only Christopher we acknowledge is Wallace.